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EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win


TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is f***ing hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be f***ing with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm
Stupid.
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
...I miss that clobber b***on, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
Spam
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Believe**
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Yes.
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?


MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


FREEDOM ROAD -


TAGS: oil renewable energy fossil fuels solar energy
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - May 30, 2010, 6:38 pm
- that and being really hungry all the time.


FOSSILS - #1 recommended weapon against creationists Just smack across face and yell "FOSSIL!"


TAGS: fossil religion
Rating: 2.96/5

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TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
sats=says
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Then jesus showed up and said "yo, my mom sats you're my old man so where were you when I was a kid you deadbeat m**********r" then he grabbed the old bastard by the beard and demanded a new truck and his own cloud with the prettiest angels.
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:05 pm
"GOD" created fossils to test the faith of christians. Then he created 7-11 stores to test the expiration date of milk and bacon to test the intestinal fortitude of Canadians. Then he took a ride in his hover car to look for h***ers.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 3:36 pm
Cool. Gotta echo.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 3:36 pm
So to recap: Funny-assed creationist spoiled my fun!
Sean - December 3, 2009, 3:36 pm
So to recap: Funny-assed creationist spoiled my fun!
Sean - December 3, 2009, 3:35 pm
One thing I have learned from this site is that some self-professed creationists are not only very bright, and pretty d***ed tough, but also possessed of a wicked sense of humor. So, yeah, I still act atheistically ***kish at times, but now, not so much.
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:06 pm
1 Uneducated lion for you sir.


Inequality -


TAGS: inequality history fossil
Rating: 4.67/5

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kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:41 am
Brilliant


SNOW FUN -


TAGS: snowman fossils discovery
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:16 pm
Hail, maybe...eat that thing?...not a snowball's chance in....Arizona? Thanks for the giggle!
twill1962 - January 30, 2013, 10:02 am
All Hail √úbersmore!


FOSSILS - "Fossils are the handiwork of the Devil." If that's so, the Devil's a lot more creative than God.




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